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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf icelady » 16. feb 2016, 13:05

Denne email, der lå i min spam-mappe :D




BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Remy.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Remy
ADD ME AS A CONTACT ON WHATSAPP TO CHAT 18172412003
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Moxy-lady » 16. feb 2016, 14:12

icelady skrev:Denne email, der lå i min spam-mappe :D




BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME Remy.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.. I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe... we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt.. I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol.. ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move.. also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Remy
ADD ME AS A CONTACT ON WHATSAPP TO CHAT 18172412003


Jeg forstår ikke formålet med alle de tastefejl? Det må næsten være bevidst når det er så konsekvent?
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Rosa Espinosa » 16. feb 2016, 14:12

:lol:

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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf kidkomb » 16. feb 2016, 21:44

:lol: :lol:
Shithead rat #42.jpg
Du har ikke de nødvendige tilladelser til at se vedhæftede filer i dette indlæg.
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf icelady » 17. feb 2016, 10:54

En eller anden snydemail:




Du har uforløste pakken

Vi har modtaget din pakke CT665951394DK på 2016/02/12. Courier var ude af stand til at levere denne pakke til dig

Få og udskrive forsendelsesetiketten, og vise det på det nærmeste posthus for at få din pakke.

Få en adresselapp
Hvis pakken ikke er modtaget inden 20 arbejdsdage PostNord AB vil være berettiget til at kræve kompensation fra dig - 55 kroner for hver dag i at holde. Du kan finde oplysninger om fremgangsmåden ved og betingelserne af pakken holde i det nærmeste kontor.




En uforløst pakke, ligefrem :D :D
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf 2SHY » 17. feb 2016, 11:05

icelady skrev:En eller anden snydemail:




Du har uforløste pakken

Vi har modtaget din pakke CT665951394DK på 2016/02/12. Courier var ude af stand til at levere denne pakke til dig

Få og udskrive forsendelsesetiketten, og vise det på det nærmeste posthus for at få din pakke.

Få en adresselapp
Hvis pakken ikke er modtaget inden 20 arbejdsdage PostNord AB vil være berettiget til at kræve kompensation fra dig - 55 kroner for hver dag i at holde. Du kan finde oplysninger om fremgangsmåden ved og betingelserne af pakken holde i det nærmeste kontor.




En uforløst pakke, ligefrem :D :D


Oh yes den der får jeg med jævne mellemrum :lol: Nøj hvor må jeg have mange uforløste pakker der svømmer rundt i systemet :lol:
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Studsgaard » 17. feb 2016, 11:06

icelady skrev:En eller anden snydemail:




Du har uforløste pakken

Vi har modtaget din pakke CT665951394DK på 2016/02/12. Courier var ude af stand til at levere denne pakke til dig

Få og udskrive forsendelsesetiketten, og vise det på det nærmeste posthus for at få din pakke.

Få en adresselapp
Hvis pakken ikke er modtaget inden 20 arbejdsdage PostNord AB vil være berettiget til at kræve kompensation fra dig - 55 kroner for hver dag i at holde. Du kan finde oplysninger om fremgangsmåden ved og betingelserne af pakken holde i det nærmeste kontor.




En uforløst pakke, ligefrem :D :D


Ej måske det er samme person der sender hemmelige gaver ud til flere. :lol: jeg har også fået en :banan:
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf icelady » 17. feb 2016, 11:29

Studsgaard skrev:Ej måske det er samme person der sender hemmelige gaver ud til flere. :lol: jeg har også fået en :banan:


Der er sgu nok ikke noget godt i pakken alligevel :(
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Maoam » 17. feb 2016, 13:42

Den her bevæbnede krabbe.

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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf 2SHY » 17. feb 2016, 14:12

Maoam skrev:Den her bevæbnede krabbe.


:shock: Now that's sick!
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Avino » 17. feb 2016, 17:50

Jeg er SÅ overtræt- efter mine nattevagter, at denne video er på top ti. :gruble:

http://ekstrabladet.dk/nyheder/samfund/ ... ag/5952195


Ikke så meget manden, men den skønne latter i baggrunden.
Jeg ER seriøst overtræt. :panik:
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Animi » 17. feb 2016, 18:54

http://nyheder.tv2.dk/samfund/2016-02-1 ... ste-snegle

Jeg synes næsten helt at det er okay :lol:
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Whoosh » 18. feb 2016, 00:48

Billede
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf icelady » 18. feb 2016, 20:48

Billede
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Re: Hvad griner du af lige nu

Indlægaf Sophaya » 18. feb 2016, 20:48

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